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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 4937 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 7529 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8049 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.