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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 9560 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Dimension Hops: | 10 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.