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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 8229 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 174 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 97 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 5539 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.