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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 9452 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 7383 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 719 |
Void Gems Collected: | 33 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.