Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought: 11 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
Players Killed by Monsters: 5785 Gods Slained: 1
Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
Mythical Quests Completed: 50 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Thundermine.Net

    Thundermine.Net

    Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Buildings Constructed: 32
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 63

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KeyCraft RP

    KeyCraft RP

    KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Emeralds Found: 9704 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lifestealed

    Lifestealed

    LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VanillaCraft

    VanillaCraft

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Aesir Mc

    Aesir Mc

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Chimeras Created: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 72 Legendary Items Repaired: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TheCrib

    TheCrib

    TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Evil Lairs Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fire Crusades

    Fire Crusades

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 5852
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 New Chunks Explored: 611867
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JonGames – Survival Land Claim

    JonGames – Survival Land Claim

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Light

    Light

    Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 29 New Chunks Explored: 622026
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Secure Heaven

    Secure Heaven

    Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5943 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Friends In Game

    Friends In Game

    The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Gods Slained: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MC.LOL

    MC.LOL

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Meteorites Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PrismForge

    PrismForge

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 43 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Runes Activated: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Esoteric Survival

    Esoteric Survival

    – Land claim to protect your builds – PvP enabled outside of claims – Basic commands like /sethome, /spawn and /tpa – Hard difficulty – No hard limitations on redstone or farms – NO Keep inventory

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Mines Excavated: 4809
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Valegate

    Valegate

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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