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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 8430 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.
plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.
so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.