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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 5399 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8126 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
Void Armor Forged: | 14 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
Zombie Dances: | 10 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.
plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.
so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.