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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 6511 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 2902 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3246 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.
plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.
so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.