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| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 5833 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Votes: | 5545 |
so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.
oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.
plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.
so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.
