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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 1561 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5911 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 444 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 4563 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.
plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.
so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.