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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 7316 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Void Armor Forged: | 21 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 2689 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 133 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.
plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.
so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.