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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 1294 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 178 |
oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.
plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.
so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.