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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 7312 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Epic Quests Completed: | 28 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 236 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.
plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.
so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.