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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 4341 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 259 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.
plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.
so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.