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| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 3508 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Farms Harvested: | 643 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.
oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.
plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.
so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.
