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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 3558 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.
plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.
so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.