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| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 7623 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 183667 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
so, liek, u kno dis server is off the hook, rite? we got creepers blowin up left n right, skeletons shootin arrows at u from all angles, it’s a wild ride, man. but dat aint even da best part. we got a secret underground base where u can find all da rarest loot and weapons. but watch out for da lava traps, dey’ll get ya every time.
and get dis, we got a secret society of players who go on epic quests to slay dragons and save princesses. yea, u heard me right, princesses. dey even got a secret handshake and everything.
but wait, there’s more. we got a whole city made out of diamonds and gold, where u can live like a king. but watch out for da creepers, dey love blowin up shiny things.
so, wat u waitin for? come join da craziest, most epic Minecraft server in da world. but remember, once u join, there’s no turnin back. da adventure never ends.
