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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 5722 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
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