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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 3567 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 1862 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
Emeralds Found: | 4367 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
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