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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 1849 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 284246 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
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