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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 1967 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 368 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
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