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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 1784 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2819 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!