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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 8353 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!