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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 9073 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Votes: | 4529 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 41 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!