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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 5962 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 206 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!