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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 7060 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!