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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 9218 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Towns Built: | 8 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 | Votes: | 4117 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!