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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 6540 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Star Shards Collected: | 156 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!