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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 507 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 173 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!