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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 4141 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Magic Items Found: | 4321 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 838 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!