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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 5867 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!