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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 8748 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!