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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 2804 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!