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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 1713 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Runes Activated: | 7 | Emeralds Found: | 8184 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!