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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 998 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 99 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!