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Speed Test Thread Minecraft SMP

#datamining, Broadband, Country, data, data analysis, discussion, forum, internet, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, Pacific Northwest, Paying, payment, PNW USA, smp, SPEED, speed test, speed test thread, Technology, test, Thread, Usa

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3031
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	376352	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as slow as a turtle stuck in molasses? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, it’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane! Join us and experience the thrill of lightning-speed gameplay that will leave you questioning if you’ve accidentally entered the Matrix.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in the mystical land of PNW USA, where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical leprechaun who lives in a mushroom hut. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim in a pool of lava without getting burned? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

SisterSplit Minecraft Server

age gap, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dungeons & dragons, emotional cheating, family, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, Polyamory, relationships, Server, SisterSplit, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6121
Meteorites Collected:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister and her ex-boyfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and navigating complicated relationships, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in our server?

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

LavaWatchersMC

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, burns, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emergency response, emotional distress, Emotional support, Explanation, family dynamics, Fire Accident, friendship, hospitalization, LavaWatchersMC, maternal instinct, misunderstanding, physical injury, self-care, social media drama

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5787
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ores Mined:	686	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchantments Applied:	102
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Crops Grown:	6527
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4

Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and fiery gameplay experience ever! Just like the time Dave accidentally set himself on fire while making lunch, things can get pretty heated on our server.

We promise insane moments like when I tackled Dave to put out the flames, or when Jessie just sat there screaming while chaos ensued. And don’t worry, we won’t forget the baby – even though Jessie did in her social media post.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, burns, and questionable decision-making. Who knows, you might even find yourself body slamming your friends in-game! Just remember, no matter what happens, it’s all in good fun on our server.

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, Astronomy, closest approach, heliosphere, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, scientific research, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar heat, solar mission, solar radiation, solar science, solar study, solar system, solar technology, solar wind, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

yo, dis server be lit like da sun, but not as hot cuz we ain’t tryna melt yo blocky characters. we got space ships flyin’ around like NASA’s Parker Solar Probe, tryna get as close to da sun as possible without burnin’ up. join dis server if you wanna be part of da craziest space adventure in Minecraft history. we got aliens, we got laser guns, we even got a secret moon base where we plan our next attack on da creepers. so come join us and let’s explore da final frontier together, one block at a time. #minecraftmadness #outerspacefun #sunburntbutstillcool

Free Mind Oasis 1.21

avoid caring, Content Creation, fear of judgment, free, intimidated, Mind, Oasis, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-perception, Shy.., social anxiety, Tips

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5812
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Towns Built:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Animals Bred:	137	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We don’t judge, we just build and have fun! Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who don’t know your cringy past? Let’s all pretend to be pretty together in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Come join us and leave your worries behind!

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7101
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1922	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5527
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	176	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	235	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3589
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Enchantments Applied:	148	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crops Grown:	8749
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	258
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7902
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Emeralds Found:	5938
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Dragons Tamed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6821
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Potions Brewed:	164

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6466
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	28	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8463
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	868
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magic Items Found:	4325	Farms Harvested:	304
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3932
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Divine Spears Created:	30	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154
Farms Harvested:	124	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ores Mined:	1289
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1678
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

Players:	109/100	Votes:	4985
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6