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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 4055 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
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