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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 5633 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 24 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5637 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
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