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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 2831 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1626 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4901 |
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