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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 3794 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Void Gems Collected: | 38 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
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