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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 6959 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 72 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
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