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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 7442 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 347 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
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