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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 2025 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 93 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
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