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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 2631 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1714 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
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