Red Heifer’s Epic Minecraft Madness

adaptation, Blame, circle-jerk, eclipse, Epic, fuck you, HEIFERS, ice nine, idiots, Incels, Iran vs Israel, kindergarten, madness, Minecraft, POL, Prophecy, red, Red Deer, red heifer, self-hating, Shortcomings, society, two weeks, Vaccines, young adulthood

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7307
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	99
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Farms Harvested:	581
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with red heifer quests, intense battles between Iran and Israel, and a hunt for the elusive ice nine block.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret vaccine laboratory where you can create potions to give you superhuman abilities. And don’t forget to keep an eye out for the legendary red deer that roams the land.

Oh, and did we mention that a rare eclipse is set to happen in just two weeks? You won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. And remember, /Pol/ is just a bunch of self-hating idiots who can’t handle our level of fun and excitement. Let’s show them who’s boss!

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5562
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Emeralds Found:	3160
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

theuniverse.network

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8793
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ores Mined:	2136
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Mineseed is a unique and vanilla survival experience.-Grief Prevention -1.18 Caves & Cliffs -Unique Quests Daily -Navigation menus -Spawner Changes -Optimized performance; no lag experienced -Nice player base -Emerald Shops AND A LOT MOREJOIN NOW FOR THE BEST SURVIVAL EXPERIENCE AT PLAY.MINESEED.ORG

join.mineseed.org

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	857
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

medieval-vanilla.com

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9714
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

org.mineraze.net

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1631
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

mc.gladmc.com

PrismaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Falling into the Void:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Astral Projections Made:	0	Crops Grown:	4657
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

play.prismacraft.net

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Emeralds Found:	1575	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

blossum.gg

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4115
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5848
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8478
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5019
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3896
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Farms Harvested:	489	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1859
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
New Chunks Explored:	472924	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3960
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Runes Activated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	153
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Mines Excavated:	1874
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu