Red Heifer’s Epic Minecraft Madness

adaptation, Blame, circle-jerk, eclipse, Epic, fuck you, HEIFERS, ice nine, idiots, Incels, Iran vs Israel, kindergarten, madness, Minecraft, POL, Prophecy, red, Red Deer, red heifer, self-hating, Shortcomings, society, two weeks, Vaccines, young adulthood

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4781
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8459
Astral Projections Made:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with red heifer quests, intense battles between Iran and Israel, and a hunt for the elusive ice nine block.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret vaccine laboratory where you can create potions to give you superhuman abilities. And don’t forget to keep an eye out for the legendary red deer that roams the land.

Oh, and did we mention that a rare eclipse is set to happen in just two weeks? You won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. And remember, /Pol/ is just a bunch of self-hating idiots who can’t handle our level of fun and excitement. Let’s show them who’s boss!

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3488
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

billionaire.city

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5640
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

51.83.236.62:25655

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1790
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Villages Defended:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

play.comfymc.net

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Star Shards Collected:	182
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mines Excavated:	3330	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

173.214.175.34

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8447
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14
Dimension Hops:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

mc.spinalcraft.com

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	6736	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

mc.keinett.us

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7169
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Emeralds Found:	9280	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

mc.faizsmp.my.id:5006

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2356
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

play.arbormc.co

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5303
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

play.phantasymc.com

TerraMC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5212
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	132	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

play.terramc.io

CosmicX

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Ores Mined:	7322
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	9536	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.Features include: – Free worldedit (no need to vote for it) – Free voxelsniper – Free goBrush usage – Free goPaint usage – Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads! – Free, unlimited redstone – No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)(Timings of a constant 20 tps) – Regularly updated- Events

cosmicx.net

OnePlanet

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5700
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Emeralds Found:	6058
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

Welcome to OnePlanet! We are a brand new Earth server! Create your own town, make friends, or make enemies! Time shall tell…We offer: ▪ Voting ▪ 1:1500 Earth Map ▪ Lands ▪ Live map ▪ Custom enchants ▪ Custom mining experience ▪ Custom fishing experience ▪ Much, much more!

oneplanet.ender-zone.com

To End All Wars

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2518
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4882

The Official To End All Wars Server!The world in the 1800’s, a time of innovation and industrialization, and now it’s up to you to guide your own nation to greatness in this hostile world!The create mod offers the ability to make wonderful machines and the recruits mod allows you to field large armies and gear them up using your industrial might. Engage in wars to take down your enemies or unite players around you under your banner.We are currently testing our server on a european 1:1000 map, players needed!You can find the modpack either on this curseforge link (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/toendallwars), on the curseforge app or you can download it manually from our discord server!Want to take a peek at what’s happening? Check out the dynmap!: playteawbeta.apexmc.co:1848/Also, join the subreddit! r/ToEndAllWars

playteawbeta.apexmc.co:25726

ForestSurvival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9441
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	1848
Magic Items Found:	8347	Holy Grails Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ores Mined:	5665
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

A peaceful place to mine and build Claim land earn more while online, shops and crates to win items; ranks, claim blocks, money or rare items. Make your own warps you your shop or home

mc.forestsurvival.co.uk

Emerald Earth

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2510
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Enchantments Applied:	103
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

Emerald Earth is a Towny based war oriented Earth survival server! You can conquer land, slaughter your enemies, make treaties, rank up, create crazy cool armor and wage war!Server IP: mc.emeraldearth.us Bedrock Port: 19132Server Version: 1.20.2-1.20.4

mc.emeraldearth.us