Red Heifer’s Epic Minecraft Madness

adaptation, Blame, circle-jerk, eclipse, Epic, fuck you, HEIFERS, ice nine, idiots, Incels, Iran vs Israel, kindergarten, madness, Minecraft, POL, Prophecy, red, Red Deer, red heifer, self-hating, Shortcomings, society, two weeks, Vaccines, young adulthood

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	401
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	3819
Enchantments Applied:	299	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with red heifer quests, intense battles between Iran and Israel, and a hunt for the elusive ice nine block.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret vaccine laboratory where you can create potions to give you superhuman abilities. And don’t forget to keep an eye out for the legendary red deer that roams the land.

Oh, and did we mention that a rare eclipse is set to happen in just two weeks? You won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. And remember, /Pol/ is just a bunch of self-hating idiots who can’t handle our level of fun and excitement. Let’s show them who’s boss!

Oblivion Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7296
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

play.oblivionprison.com

PRIMAL

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7932
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magic Items Found:	3621
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

play.primalminecraft.com

VexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4857
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

org.vexedmc.com

Bcraft Brazil

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5485
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Farms Harvested:	349	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

mc.bcraft.com.br

UGC Community

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

eur-ugc.hopto.org

MarsCraft

Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6888
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Potions Brewed:	73	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	13

marscraft.org

Ready Moby

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5965
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Star Shards Collected:	194
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mines Excavated:	1017

If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

redemoby.com

Pathis Orb

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5817
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Farms Harvested:	937
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Void Armor Forged:	23

Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

mc.pathisorb.com

Anomaly

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	569
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

anomaly.zapto.org

sleep

Anarchy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Animals Bred:	116
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8

enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

mc.somnus.pro

MEGA Planet

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4105
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Crops Grown:	4080

Welcome to the MEGA Planet server, where you can access a wide variety of modalities and play with one of the best Spanish-speaking Minecraft communities.1.8 -> 1.20.2 – Survival, Factions, Creative, SkyBlock, SkyWars, TheTowers, KitPvP, BedWars… And much more!Are you going to miss it? Ip Java: mc.megaplanet.net Ip Bedrock: mc.megaplanet.net:19132

mc.megaplanet.net

efCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5337
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

play.efcraft.net

SkyEmpire

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2724
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Welcome to SkyEmpire, the ultimate Minecraft SkyBlock experience! Embark on a skyward journey like never before on our dedicated Java server at play.skyempire.org. SkyEmpire is not just a server; it’s a thriving community where players can forge alliances, conquer challenges, and build their empires in the vastness of the sky.Endless Skies Await You: Dive into a breathtaking world suspended in the clouds, where islands float high above the ground. With limited resources and challenging terrain, your creativity and resilience will be put to the test.Challenges and Achievements: Take on unique challenges and complete achievements to earn rewards, expand your island, and rise to the top. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or part of a powerful alliance, there’s always something new to strive for.PvP Battles and Alliances: Engage in epic player versus player battles or form alliances with other players to dominate the SkyEmpire. Work together to conquer the toughest challenges and establish your dominance in the sky.Customizable Islands: Build and customize your floating island to reflect your style and creativity. From humble beginnings to towering fortresses, the sky is the limit when it comes to creating your own unique haven in the clouds.Economy and Trading: Establish a thriving economy by trading resources with other players. The sky is a bustling marketplace where you can buy and sell to grow your wealth and enhance your island.Events and Community: Join regular events and connect with the vibrant SkyEmpire community. Whether it’s participating in special challenges or attending in-game festivities, there’s always something exciting happening in the skies.Join Us Today: Don’t miss out on the SkyEmpire experience! Connect to our Java server at play.skyempire.org and start your skyward adventure now. Gather your friends, form alliances, and become the ruler of the skies on SkyEmpire!

play.skyempire.org

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8818
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5510
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

In the legendary realm of Caeda, the continent of Ilias unfolds like a tapestry of uncharted wonders and age-old secrets.Beneath the vigilant gaze of sun and moon, enchanting magic courses through the land, bestowed upon mages who draw their power from enigmatic enchanted items and relics. Amidst the rich tapestry of diverse cultures and intricately woven lore, intrepid heroes rise to claim their destinies upon the untamed frontier of Ilias.Within this medieval roleplay, your very path awaits, a canvas on which to paint the essence of Light, embracing the ethereal grace of Life Gods, or perhaps surrendering to the allure of shadow cast by enigmatic Anti-Gods. With the advent of the peerless Caeda Engine, a masterpiece of custom code, your journey is yours to mold, a realm where history unspools with each valorous stride. Embark now upon this epic saga, for the gates to closed beta stand ajar, where the threads of legends await your skilled hands to be woven into an immortal tapestry.Gird your spirit and seize this chance to join the resplendent symphony of adventurers, congregating in the hallowed halls of Discord, where the grand opus of your own tale in Caeda begins.

67.211.214.42:25572

WolfRealmsReborn

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9067
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Star Shards Collected:	156
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Zombie Dances:	4
Enchantments Applied:	137	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Wolf Realms Reborn is a returning server from the early days of survival multiplayer. Equipped with custom plugins and new hunger for the hunt, Wolf Realms Reborn is a truly unique experience. Join us under the moon where our songs serenade the stars and make their light dance. Kindness and respect hold the pack together and leave hate in the dust as we run. Enjoy a carefree environment with keep inventory on and pvp restricted, as well as land claiming enabled. We are excited to meet you!

wolfrealmsreborn.org