RecessionCraft SMP – >"WakeUpCraft"

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“Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the economy is in shambles and the stocks are pumping like crazy!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a group of /biz/ anons frantically trying to navigate their way through the recession. But fear not, because in this server, chaos is the name of the game!

Join us as we embark on insane quests, build ridiculous structures, and navigate the treacherous world of finance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become a stock market guru in the process!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of memes, mayhem, and Minecraft madness!”

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
New Chunks Explored:	332696	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9331
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Void Gems Collected:	26

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Void Armor Forged:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	279
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
New Chunks Explored:	222052	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Divine Spears Created:	28	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	9
Secret Passages Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!