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Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Endless Legions Commanded: 28 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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