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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 4953 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Runes Activated: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
But that’s not all, our server is filled with insane stories and wacky adventures. Rumor has it that if you mine a diamond block while riding a pig, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying creepers. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hidden at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a giant squid wearing a top hat.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, if something goes wrong, blame it on the women!